ROCK SNOB RELEASE OF THE YEAR: DENNIS WILSON’S “PACIFIC OCEAN BLUE”

“YACHT ROCK 11” LIVE AT LAST

JEW TUBE

FIVE SONGS THAT SOUND LIKE THEY OUGHT TO BE SUNG BY THE MUPPETS

ROCK SNOB MUPPETRY

DOWNRIGHT FASCINATING SYD CLIP

MORE “YACHT ROCK” FICTION/REALITY BLUR

LE RIP-OFF

MUCH BETTER, SLY!

A PHAX FROM SLY STONE

MARTY DI BERGI RETURNS

ARCHITECTURAL ROCK SNOBBERY

WHAT GENERATION GAP?

“LOVE” IS REAL... BUT NILSSON IS REALER

BRILLIANT SNOBWORK BY U2

DEPT. OF PRESS-RELEASE E-MAILS WE NEVER FINISHED READING

LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S “YACHT ROCK”

COCONUT TEASZER, WE HARDLY KNEW YE

LILY ALLEN “GETS” ROCK SNOBBERY

TWILIGHT OF THE ROCK CRIT

THE WRECK OF THE ARTHUR LEE*

TAMERLANE PHILLIPS HAS BAD LUCK WITH AIR BEDS

THE MADCAP CROAKS

JOHNNY CASH: AMERICAN V

IT'S A VERY, VERY... MAAAD WORLD

FREDDIE’S DEAD

YES, THAT WAS RICHARD BRANSON

BEATLE HUMO(U)R FROM PETER SERAFINOWICZ

XM PREVIEW! A LITTLE TOUCH OF BOB IN THE NIGHT....

KURT LOVES FRIDA

SCOTT WALKER, WEIRDO ROCK-SNOB MASCOT, RESURFACES

COSMIC SLOP

HOLD THE LINE! HISTORIC YACHT ROCK SUMMIT!

WHAT IF GOTH GIRLS WERE HUGE NBA FANS?

ROCK SNOB DALY TO APPEAR ON POST-PUNK PITKIN PANEL

THE SKUNKSTER ON “TODAY”

M.U.: THE BEST OF SNOBSITE 2005

THE ROBERT CHRISTGAU ROCK-SNOB APTITUDE TEST

RE: RE: JOYCE

THE SNOBS AT THANKSGIVING

SNOB FOR THE HOLIDAYS

HARRY POTTER AND THE REPLICA OF TROUTMASK

GREAT MOMENTS IN ROCK SNOBBERY (PART OF A CONTINUING SERIES)

AMEN, SLATE BROTHERS!

RE: JOYCE

EXCERPTS FROM VH1’S UPCOMING “I LOVE THE AUGHTIES, PART ONE”

ODDS AND SODS: POSTHUMOUS PEEL SNOBBERY, CAMERON CROWE COINAGES, AND THE MYSTERIOUS “JOYCE”

MUSIC (AND JOKES) FROM BIG BEARD

GRAM PARSONS: THE DAVID CASSIDY YEARS

A LITERAL MINI-MOOG

OUR HANDSOME, ENGLISH, NOVELTY-BOOK-PURVEYING COUSIN

ROCK SNOBS GOT JOBS

BEST. ROCK SNOB. PARODY. EVER!

THE PEER-PRESSURE PITCH: WHY HAVEN’T YOU SNOBBED?

SOLO SNOBBING

OUR ROCK SNOB FRIENDS

WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS (II)

WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS

ALL SNOBS CONSIDERED

ROCK SNOBBERY IN THE NEW REPUBLIC

ROBERT MOOG, 1934-2005

NOTES ON KRAUT, ROCK, AND KRAUTROCK

AND THE “GOOD SPORT” AWARD GOES TO...

SOME LOOSE BOOTY FROM THE SNOB ARCHIVES

QUÉ... ONDA JAF-FEE! ... QUÉ ONDA JAFFEE!

ROCK SNOB MINI FILM FESTIVAL

THE SCOTTISH SNOB’S EARLY YEARS

COR BLIMEY! THE U.K. LOVEFEST BEGINS

GREAT MOMENTS IN ROCK SNOBBERY (PART OF A CONTINUING SERIES)

REPORTER SEARCHES FOR MAN-ON-THE-STREET ROCK SNOBS

ODDS AND SODS: BEARDY PARODY, OUR PISSY STALKER AT THE INDEPENDENT, AND BONO USES THE WORD “SEMINAL”

NEW YORK TIMES GIVES SNOBS THE THUMBS-UP

A HAIKU RE: NICOLE KIDMAN’S iTUNES CELEBRITY PLAYLIST

SEMINAL OLDER BROTHER IN GUEST ROCK-SNOB APPEARANCE

FUN FOR ROCK SNOBS AND TYPEFACE SNOBS

ROCK ON POP (HAVE A SNOBBY FATHER’S DAY)

REMEMBER TO CHECK OUT SNOB COMIX!

ROCK SNOBS TO INVADE BRITAIN ON–WAIT FOR IT–JULY 4TH!

GREAT MOMENTS IN ROCK SNOBBERY (PART OF A CONTINUING SERIES)

IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...

MORE HONEST/SNOB DESERT ISLAND DISC LISTS FROM OUR READERS

MORE ODDS AND SODS

NOT BLOGGY ENOUGH?

ROCK SNOBS TO RETURN TO WNYC

FATHER’S DAY IS SNOB’S DAY

REJOICE! SNOB COMIX!

WHAT’S WRONG WITH BEING SEXY?

STYLISH ROCK SNOBS: THEY DO EXIST

PEACE, LOVE, UNITY, AND HAVIN’ FUN

YOU GO, GREIL!

LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL ROCK SNOBS UNIT

THE (SNOB) KIDS ARE ALRIGHT

DIS IS NOW KALLED DER SNÖBBENSÏTE

GREAT MOMENTS IN ROCK SNOBBERY

READERS' REAL/SNOB DESERT ISLAND DISCS

AN AUSPICIOUS WEEK FOR THE ROCK SNOBS

BOOK-READING REMINDER

ROCK SNOBS ATTEMPT BRAZEN SELF-SABOTAGE STUNT! OH, THE SHAME!

GUILTY!

ROCK SNOBBERY LIVE!

SHIPWRECKED ON SNOB ISLAND

BOSTON GLOBE GOES GAGA FOR SNOBS!

A LITTLE BACK-PATTING, A LITTLE PLUGOLA

SNOBS DEMANDING VOLUME II OF DICTIONARY ALREADY!!!

ODDS AND SODS

THE INEVITABLE GRUMPY, SNOBBIER-THAN-THOU VILLAGE VOICE REVIEW!

ROCK SNOB BLATHER AVAILABLE VIA WNYC

ROCK SNOBS TO VISIT WITH WNYC'S BRIAN LEHRER

BENEDICT XVI: NOT THE POPE OF ROCK

ROCK SNOBBISH THINGS TO ASK PINK FLOYD'S NICK MASON WHEN HE APPEARS AT THE BARNES & NOBLE ON UNION SQUARE, NYC, ON TUES, APRIL 19

PLEASE ALLOW US TO RE-INTRODUCE OURSELVES (WE'RE SNOBS OF WEALTH AND TASTE)

ROCK-CRIT LOVEFEST!

ORIGINAL RAMONES TO REUNITE DESPITE THREE MEMBERS' BEING DEAD!

TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL MVP IN ROCK SNOB SHOCK!

KING ROCK SNOB (HAS SURELY COME)

THE EXPLODING ROCK SNOB INEVITABLE: "HAPPENINGS" HAPPENING SOON

WE'RE SNOBBY ABOUT OTHER THINGS, TOO

COUNTRY ROCK IMBROGLIO!

ROCK SNOB BLOOD, ENGLISH HEART

ROCK SNOB "MASC-FEM" BOOK-CD PROMOTIONAL SYNERGY

AHOY, ROCK SNOBS!